Drunk The Sushi Bandit

Lets meet Texas resident and 28 year old dumbass Nathan Phifer who was arrested on July 29th at a HEB groccery store located in Friendswood which is close to Houston. Nathan was arrested after loss prevention employees witnessed him stuff three bottles of wine into his pants and walk into the restroom and chug 2 out of 3 bottles. Nathan wasnt done there he still needed something to eat why not just get some sushi to have with his last bottle of wine. Nathans fatal mistake was trying to stuff wine and sushi down his fucking pants! Needless to say he was arrested by Friendswood police and was released this past Wednesday. Lets this be a lesson ghouls and gals do not stuff shit down your pants at HEB they dont fuck around!