John McAfee Is One Crazy S.O.B

You may not know who John McAfee is but your computer does he is responsible for the McAfee anitvirus program used in most computers today well after an incident with Tennesse police good old John McAfee is going to be known for a lot more than just antivirus programs and computers. Last Sunday night McAfee was arrested by Tennesse Highway Patrol in Henderson County and charged with DUI and possesion of a firearm while under the influence. Instead of having me explain to you what happen I'll let Johns series of Facebook posts do that for me. "I just got a new prescription for Xanax and one pill felt good. Two seemed better. The shootout was nothing remarkable. No-one was hit.[...]Yes, I was arrested while under the influence of Xanax. It was a brand new prescription received the same day of the arrest (see photo) and the physician neglected to warn me about driving while taking it.As to the weapons, I always carry them and, unless one is impaired, they are legal to possess and carry.The shootout with the police was highly exaggerated and in fact no one was even hit by a bullet, let alone harmed by one. The Police knew me and I don’t believe their hearts were truly in the shootout, as it is not included in the official report. When I ran out of ammunition, I surrendered quietly and the officers and my self had a cigarette together and joked about my bad aim.If there are any other questions I would suggest you call the arresting officer, I believe his name was James at 731 602 0394." He posted one more time to clear the air up a little more his second post is the following. Lest anyone think I acted irresponsibly, here’s how it went down:The day of my arrest I obtained a prescription for Xanax. People are trying to kill me and while most people might sail through such a situation unperturbed, I myself at time’s feel stessed. The Doctor said Xanax would calm me down. Unfortunately. It calmed me down too much.The Police acted responsibly, politely and with restraint. At the sound of gunshots I naturally assumed that my ex wife had caught up with me and returned fire. Who wouldn’t. The only casualty was a 50 mph speed limit sign that0 intervened between myself and my presumed ex wife. I can’t shoot for shit on Xanax. Your one crazy mother fucker John McAfee all we gotta say over here at Otherworldly News is keep doing you playa.