Left Handed People Are The Devil?!?!

Or atleast this unknown pre- school teacher from Oklahoma thinks so. The unknown pre-school teacher convinced a four year boy that people who use there left hand to write are " Evil, Unlucky, and Sinister" and that the unholy one himself is left handed (guess she met him one night at the local buffalo wild wings). This scared the boy making him write with his right hand and once he got home his mother and possibly satans minion Alisha Sands who is also left handed (concedence) noticed he was writing with his right hand and asked him why. Alishas son replied by raising his left hand and saying that his left hand was a bad hand. When Alisha Sands went to the Oklahoma school superintendent they basically did nothing because nothing really could be done to correct the teachers ignorance. As of now Alisha is taking the issue up with the board of education who I am assuming is ran by left hand hating bible humpers.