Spider Bites Man's Dick While He Sits On The Toilet

Man or woman we all fear being bitten by something while we are in dispose. This poor unnamed Australian construction worker didn't suspect a thing as he used a portable toilet on his job site. He sat down and started doing his business when all of a sudden a red back spider (which is poisonous) bite the head of his dick. Paramedics rushed to the scene reportedly but the 21 year old man was gone before they arrived. Reports state that the man was later treated and discharged.. sources have not confirmed whether or not the man gained spider like abilities.